请用简单的语言来形容程序员
如题！ 问题点数：0、回复次数：87Top
1 楼blacklevin（黑闪电）回复于 2003-09-01 12:45:08 得分 0
脑力劳动的体力劳动者Top
2 楼mygarfield（(我被CSDN封杀过)）回复于 2003-09-01 12:46:01 得分 0
起的比公鸡早；
睡得比妓女晚。
干活比骡子累；
拿钱比民工少。Top
3 楼1S0（）回复于 2003-09-01 12:46:15 得分 0
计算机的一个重要的外设Top
4 楼starssky（星星*蓝天）回复于 2003-09-01 12:48:43 得分 0
吃进去的是大米饭，挤出来的是一堆代码
－－Eat rice,return code
哈哈
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5 楼caiyi0903（willpower）回复于 2003-09-01 12:48:52 得分 0
办公室的一群民工Top
6 楼hjhing（winding）回复于 2003-09-01 12:49:07 得分 0
说得很好
各位继续Top
7 楼x2jack（捷可）回复于 2003-09-01 12:49:58 得分 0
死的快一点.......Top
8 楼sizhi（人在江湖飘啊~,哪能不挨刀啊~~）回复于 2003-09-01 12:50:34 得分 0
楞
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9 楼csdnqueen（一只老鼠 两只老鼠 起床啦 起床啦）回复于 2003-09-01 12:51:35 得分 0
saTop
10 楼handongxuemei（寒冬雪梅）回复于 2003-09-01 12:55:19 得分 0
妓女
大家还记得那篇经典的妓女与程序员的相同点和不同点吧Top
11 楼summercat（飘轩(灌篮高手)）回复于 2003-09-01 12:57:20 得分 0
代码机器Top
12 楼jxlucy（网痞）回复于 2003-09-01 13:00:02 得分 0
起的比公鸡早；
睡得比妓女晚。
干活比骡子累；
拿钱比民工少。
虽然说的可能过了点,但也从某种程度上反映了一些问题!Top
13 楼milson（ifaq）回复于 2003-09-01 13:02:50 得分 0
鸡Top
14 楼xmsjms（骂谁）回复于 2003-09-01 13:03:01 得分 0
大多数
聪明，老实，不善交际！缺少情趣！Top
15 楼fanthes（☆变色星★）回复于 2003-09-01 13:03:50 得分 0
吵架，吵架，还是吵架Top
16 楼fulongbiao（一个人的精彩）回复于 2003-09-01 13:28:35 得分 0
聪明，老实，不善交际！缺少情趣！Top
17 楼ckhitler（ckhitler）回复于 2003-09-01 13:34:32 得分 0
一群自以为天才的白痴.Top
18 楼woailvzi（原来我也是个坏人)(禁欲主义者）回复于 2003-09-01 13:35:39 得分 0
可怜又可爱Top
19 楼hyjz（蜗牛）回复于 2003-09-01 13:41:35 得分 0
惨！！！一个字 惨！
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20 楼ronin_china（非外伤脑震荡）回复于 2003-09-01 13:49:59 得分 0
妓女不干了还能有一比数目不少的钱，咱呢？Top
21 楼javaflying（↗♂ЖΘ火星人玩转地球¤φж）回复于 2003-09-01 13:52:56 得分 0
很聪明的白吃Top
22 楼lichun3000（喜欢令狐冲）回复于 2003-09-01 13:54:06 得分 0
自以为天才的可爱的...
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23 楼lluunn007（书生）回复于 2003-09-01 13:54:10 得分 0
阅Top
24 楼fmy008（对不起，我是卧底！）回复于 2003-09-01 13:55:38 得分 0
脑力劳工Top
25 楼zp518（谁与我共）回复于 2003-09-01 13:59:34 得分 0
不在沉默中变态，就在沉默中死去。Top
26 楼jack_wq（风尘往事具忘去，心地无私天地宽）回复于 2003-09-01 14:11:09 得分 0
被剥削阶级的忠实代表Top
27 楼cuike519（I will be back!）回复于 2003-09-01 14:13:31 得分 0
P
--programer!Top
28 楼WYlslrt（WY.lslrt(http://www.wyos.net)）回复于 2003-09-01 14:21:33 得分 0
N,SM
牛，神秘Top
29 楼ddwwyyll2002（飘）回复于 2003-09-01 14:24:20 得分 0
的确比妓女惨~~~Top
30 楼tjianliang（乡关何处）回复于 2003-09-01 14:25:21 得分 0
起的比公鸡早；
睡得比妓女晚。
干活比骡子累；
拿钱比民工少。
:)Top
31 楼ddwwyyll2002（飘）回复于 2003-09-01 14:25:48 得分 0
心理变态的一群人。。。~Top
32 楼SouthFoxhn（坐怀就乱）回复于 2003-09-01 14:28:28 得分 0
一言难尽啊！Top
33 楼smallmobile（就让一切随风）回复于 2003-09-01 14:50:02 得分 0
怀才不遇，自高自大的民工
特别是男性，呵呵
^_^
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34 楼yzguoz（小虾=猪头秦王=天上的星星不说话,地上的娃娃笑哈哈）回复于 2003-09-01 15:24:36 得分 0
老实Top
35 楼xrichman（我是一只猫）回复于 2003-09-01 15:35:21 得分 0
唉!我想转行了Top
36 楼Vicar2（???）回复于 2003-09-01 15:46:33 得分 0
比一般人都要傻的一群人，自以为傻得可爱，可是等到了吃亏的时候，才发现自己其实傻得
并不可爱！Top
37 楼semvsem（一切根源就是异党专制的好处）回复于 2003-09-01 15:49:19 得分 0
3pTop
38 楼echeng192（飞不动了）回复于 2003-09-01 16:06:25 得分 0
是人但干的不是人干的活！！Top
39 楼SW515（孙五）回复于 2003-09-01 16:18:07 得分 0
程序员：一群闷骚的家伙！Top
40 楼chengfh（鱼儿）回复于 2003-09-01 16:22:22 得分 0
一群干活养活自己的人Top
41 楼wappp（算了吧）回复于 2003-09-01 16:22:45 得分 0
手艺人，还是吉普赛型的，到处流浪，居无定所。
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42 楼hjhing（winding）回复于 2003-09-01 16:33:31 得分 0
程序员也有好的一方面啊！Top
43 楼b615n（周围走）回复于 2003-09-01 16:35:00 得分 0
我的语言最简单的:
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44 楼Playmaster（玩主）回复于 2003-09-01 16:36:20 得分 0
象转轮里的老鼠,
自己以为在创造,
其实别人当你是傻冒.Top
45 楼pangfa2003（迷失的韵）回复于 2003-09-01 16:37:12 得分 0
jiu liang ge zi "命苦"Top
46 楼pandeng711（据说我是一个菜鸟！）回复于 2003-09-01 16:43:09 得分 0
起的比公鸡早；
睡得比妓女晚。
干活比骡子累；
拿钱比民工少。
同意Top
47 楼Lilaciy（〆青青〆）回复于 2003-09-01 16:45:39 得分 0
行尸走肉Top
48 楼hisi（海山)(随机种子）回复于 2003-09-01 16:54:38 得分 0
楼上的太过份了。。还莫得那么严重吧。Top
49 楼donlin23（颓废）回复于 2003-09-01 17:00:21 得分 0
upTop
50 楼jakelove（宁静依然）回复于 2003-09-01 17:01:31 得分 0
一架精美的造粪机
一个移动的生殖器（不管对于男性还是女性）
一群快乐的被压榨者
一堆无条件接受幅射的家伙
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51 楼xyzxyz1111（程序员的自我修养）回复于 2003-09-01 17:10:40 得分 0
形容枯槁Top
52 楼qingming81（晴明）回复于 2003-09-01 17:16:43 得分 0
摇钱树，生钱机!Top
53 楼qingming81（晴明）回复于 2003-09-01 17:19:43 得分 0
摇钱树，生钱机!Top
54 楼mili_0816（只看美女，不泡美女——因为老婆太野蛮）回复于 2003-09-01 17:22:38 得分 0
起的比公鸡早；
睡得比妓女晚。
干活比骡子累；
拿钱比民工少。
同意Top
55 楼alsor（不认识自己）回复于 2003-09-01 17:22:59 得分 0
一群白痴Top
56 楼stcrane1228（狼族兄弟(LONE_WOLF)）回复于 2003-09-01 17:33:14 得分 0
人Top
57 楼santouka（恶童耸）回复于 2003-09-01 17:34:15 得分 0
一群败类。自以为是，孤芳自赏。不就是会写几行代码吗！有什么了不起的！就想拿高工资，也不看看自己的水平！
有几个他妈懂管理的！
最多称为一群电脑fan！
根本不是什么软件工程师。
别自以为是了。
该醒醒了。
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58 楼xiaone（阿笑）回复于 2003-09-01 17:39:31 得分 0
清高Top
59 楼xiaofeinet（混合理论）回复于 2003-09-01 17:42:09 得分 0
妓女Top
60 楼slaker（-亱雨唫風-）回复于 2003-09-01 17:42:52 得分 0
民工Top
61 楼monk2000（老实和尚）回复于 2003-09-01 17:45:09 得分 0
贱Top
62 楼springcloud（）回复于 2003-09-01 17:56:47 得分 0
郁闷ingTop
63 楼kafei（〖咖啡〗— NeedFree）回复于 2003-09-01 18:05:58 得分 0
孤独、老实，不善交际！缺少情趣！
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64 楼yingzinjun（微笑）回复于 2003-09-01 18:11:36 得分 0
没有爱情Top
65 楼new_stranger（我永远是个陌生人）回复于 2003-09-01 18:12:48 得分 0
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66 楼yyqq29（想离开水的鱼）回复于 2003-09-01 18:18:14 得分 0
办公室里的工人Top
67 楼zq_hhu（海鸥飞飞）回复于 2003-09-01 18:21:48 得分 0
软件蓝领！Top
68 楼weiwenhui（锦屏）回复于 2003-09-01 18:23:44 得分 0
在这之前我还很洋洋得意呢，看来，我也只不过是个晒电脑的Top
69 楼jimmy8jcn（今晚打老虎）回复于 2003-09-01 18:43:32 得分 0
hehe ............
hang hang chu zhuang yuan!
ni xin bu xin???Top
70 楼refused（不屑一顾是相思）回复于 2003-09-01 18:43:40 得分 0
往好了说是内秀
往不好了说是只知道与机器打交道的人Top
71 楼gsp396（火烧耳朵）回复于 2003-09-01 18:44:42 得分 0
呵呵，好玩Top
72 楼jams1980（情人KK）回复于 2003-09-01 18:49:44 得分 0
没有女朋友。Top
73 楼reddragon2000（海的眼睛）回复于 2003-09-01 19:02:48 得分 0
起的比公鸡早；
睡得比妓女晚。
干活比骡子累；
拿钱比民工少
我在加一句：
感情遗忘的角落；
35岁后未知世界
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74 楼Newpank（非著名程序员）回复于 2003-09-01 19:04:11 得分 0
坐在计算机前每日每夜出卖自己的青春、健康和一点点思想，而得到的不仅仅是干枯的薪水和
一身的疾病还有别人套在身上的IT光环。不过很不幸，这个光环也在慢慢引退，因为我们的青春不能制造！Top
75 楼hjhing（winding）回复于 2003-09-03 10:12:05 得分 0
up!Top
76 楼kiroro88（被村长霸占过的人）回复于 2003-09-03 10:27:37 得分 0
满嘴仁义道德，其实一肚子男盗女娼
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77 楼jianye（活着,真的好累）回复于 2003-09-03 10:28:24 得分 0
累似妓女,不如妓女!Top
78 楼jacky_tian（一般人我不告诉他！）回复于 2003-09-03 10:34:02 得分 0
禽兽Top
79 楼bluecoffee8125（蓝咖啡）回复于 2003-09-03 10:36:14 得分 0
让人羡慕的炼狱者Top
80 楼guoguanqun（火花）回复于 2003-09-03 10:39:53 得分 0
脑力民工Top
81 楼DanielWYO（爱上小白）回复于 2003-09-03 10:47:25 得分 0
Eat rice,return code
code Programmer(rice);Top
82 楼newyon（newyon）回复于 2003-09-03 11:14:21 得分 0
牛
普通程序员:
一群只吃草会产奶的奶牛
编程高手:
牛B
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83 楼blueshrimp（下着沙-软件民工）回复于 2003-09-03 11:18:09 得分 0
T人类Top
84 楼wfwater（淡水）回复于 2003-09-03 11:22:09 得分 0
有的工资高，有的低。Top
85 楼zxcah2001（尘土飘浮）回复于 2003-09-03 11:30:57 得分 0
脑力劳动的体力劳动者
起的比公鸡早；
睡得比妓女晚。
干活比骡子累；
拿钱比民工少。
累似妓女,不如妓女!Top
86 楼cow8063（天涯远不远？不远！人在天涯，天涯怎会远）回复于 2003-09-03 11:58:53 得分 0
sbTop
87 楼opolmzy（ASP)( 一寸木）回复于 2003-09-03 12:16:07 得分 0
妓女Top
88 楼javaflying（↗♂ЖΘ火星人玩转地球¤φж）回复于 2003-09-03 15:15:24 得分 0
kiroro88(雪儿)
你真牛比Top
89 楼19830711（为你守候）回复于 2003-09-03 15:33:50 得分 0
程序员 = 操作系统+数据结构+ C++Top
90 楼edwardfay（都说养儿为防老，山高水远他乡流）回复于 2003-09-03 15:42:48 得分 0
妓女
工作比妓女累
工作时间比妓女长
工作环境没妓女好
收入没妓女高
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91 楼heavensboy（heavensboy）回复于 2003-09-03 16:13:51 得分 0
老板眼中的打码机Top
92 楼caoze（大漠孤烟）回复于 2003-09-03 16:53:21 得分 0
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