妓女的口号
某国进入总统大选，选票拉到了一个很大的城市。一位总统候选人的智囊团对他出主意，让那些妓女也来投票。妓女们纷纷赞成。但是，妓女群体毕竟不同于工会组织之类，大家都怕出差错，特别是在游行时喊口号出错。于是，智囊团建议审查游行口号。
等到游行那一天，城市的各局长负责审理妓女队伍的标语口号
只见妓女1队伍的标语口号是：“一不偷，二不抢，三不反对执政党。”安全局长见了，高兴地说：“行啦，行啦！”
只见妓女2队伍的标语口号是：“不占地，不占房，只是用了一张床。”国土局长见了，高兴的说：“好咧，好咧！”
只见妓女3队伍的标语口号是：“不生女，不添男，不给政府添麻烦。”人口局长见了，高兴的说：“不错，不错！”
只见妓女4队伍的标语口号是：“无噪音，无污染，只是偶尔喊一喊。”环保局长见了，高兴的说：“你们喊吧，你们喊吧
只见妓女5队伍的标语口号是：“无资金，无贷款，自带设备搞生产。”开发局长见了，高兴的说：“欢迎，欢迎!"
只见妓女6队伍的标语口号是：“下岗妹，别流泪，跟我走进夜总会。”社保局长见了，高兴的说：“总会，总会
只见妓女7队伍的标语口号是：“虽舒服，也劳累，拉动内需创外汇。”经贸局长见了，高兴的说：“拉吧，创吧!"
只见妓女8对伍的标语口号是：“灾不招，祸不惹，坚决不当第三者。”妇联主任见了，高兴地说：“省心，省心！”
只见妓女9队伍的标语口号是：“一不偷，二不抢，注重信誉抓市场。”工商局长见了，高兴地说：“提倡，提倡！”
只见妓女10队伍的标语口号是：“丑不嫌，老不怕，培养干部责任大。”组织部长见了，高兴地说：“谢谢，谢谢！”
只见妓女11队伍的标语口号是: 不管老，不管小。坚决实践“三个代表” 宣传部长看了，高兴地说挺好，挺好
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1 楼superdullwolf（超级大笨狼,每天要自强,MVP）回复于 2004-08-01 21:58:28 得分 0
这个职业好，比写代码好，可惜我是男的。Top
2 楼wuhuxia（古仔）回复于 2004-08-01 22:32:34 得分 0
经典Top
3 楼yzguoz（小虾=猪头秦王=天上的星星不说话,地上的娃娃笑哈哈）回复于 2004-08-01 22:38:06 得分 0
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4 楼listshyp（小猪妹马甲之一万）回复于 2004-08-01 22:41:36 得分 0
强啊！Top
5 楼sun_wyz（欲将心事付瑶琴 知音少 弦断有谁听）回复于 2004-08-01 23:06:22 得分 0
太牛了！！Top
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牛B了Top
7 楼joe7890ok（恐龙蛙）回复于 2004-08-02 09:11:01 得分 0
我有了想当这个的冲动Top
8 楼CSDN_WebMaster（系统管理猿）回复于 2004-08-02 09:15:28 得分 0
挺好，挺好Top
9 楼rockhard（不签名）回复于 2004-08-02 09:26:58 得分 0
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10 楼99175776（99175776）回复于 2004-08-02 09:28:18 得分 0
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11 楼shuen（ShiningStone）回复于 2004-08-02 09:28:23 得分 0
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14 楼viano（优秀是一种习惯！）回复于 2004-08-02 09:53:41 得分 0
佩服 ！Top
15 楼my_mtx（水木）回复于 2004-08-02 09:59:29 得分 0
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高尚！Top
17 楼311canoe（）回复于 2004-08-02 10:16:18 得分 0
佩服 ！
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18 楼GraceFeng（）回复于 2004-08-02 13:32:18 得分 0
也适合是局长人物啊Top
19 楼paofu（热爱祖国--热爱人民--热爱执政党）回复于 2004-08-02 13:35:46 得分 0
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20 楼ziqing（我爱我的祖国,可我的祖国爱我吗？）回复于 2004-08-02 13:50:56 得分 0
只可惜俺 是男的!Top
21 楼fandingjj（萤火虫·佛经天鹅湖）回复于 2004-08-02 14:02:35 得分 0
看过了，但依然UP
经典~Top
22 楼huan9185（毛毛）回复于 2004-08-02 14:08:23 得分 0
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23 楼Evan34（林晨）回复于 2004-08-02 14:40:31 得分 0
弓虽!!Top
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经典啊，pfpfTop
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28 楼tsst（田sir）回复于 2004-08-04 13:37:21 得分 0
不错
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29 楼LUCKOUT（老头儿）回复于 2004-08-04 13:42:12 得分 0
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30 楼guoshaoj（天问）回复于 2004-08-04 13:43:53 得分 0
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31 楼nescafe8（雀巢咖啡）回复于 2004-08-04 19:43:45 得分 0
不顶不行了
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