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能翻译出来你不用在地球待了!!

楼主wangchine(争当猩猩)2006-12-26 16:08:39 在 扩充话题 / 程序员英语 提问

LZ你这个进化不完全的生命体,基因突变的外星人,   幼稚园程度的高中生,先天蒙古症的青蛙头,   圣母峰雪人的弃婴,化粪池堵塞的凶手,   非洲人搞上黑猪的后裔,阴阳失调的黑猩猩,   被诺亚方舟压过的河马,新火山喷发口,   超大无耻传声扩音喇叭,爱斯基摩人的耻辱,   和蟑螂共存活的超个体,生命力腐烂的半植物,   会发出臭味的垃圾人,"唾弃"名词的源头,   每天退化三次的恐龙,人类历史上最强的废材,   上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机,能思考的无脑袋生物,   损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害,祖先为之蒙羞的子孙,   沉积千年的腐植质,科学家也不敢研究的原始物种,   宇宙毁灭必备的原料,连半兽人都瞧不起你的半兽人,   10倍石油浓度的沉积原料,被毁容的麦当劳叔叔,   像你这种可恶的家伙   只能演电视剧里的一陀粪,   比不上路边被狗过洒尿的口香糖,   连如花都美你10倍以上,   找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球,   想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下尸体以免污染环境,   你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去,   喷出来的口水比sars还致命,   装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题,   帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖,   白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话,   只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞   要移民火星是为了要离开你,   如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆,   去打仗的话子弹飞弹会忍不住向你飞,   手榴弹看到你会自爆,   别人要开飞机去撞双子星才行而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力,   你去过的名胜全部变古迹,你去过的古迹会变成历史,   18辈子都没干好事才会认识你,连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保 问题点数:10、回复次数:37Top

1 楼tripman(牛愤︱9# dream)回复于 2006-12-26 16:15:01 得分 0

你对自己的评价还算中肯Top

2 楼wangchine(争当猩猩)回复于 2006-12-26 16:40:15 得分 0

汗,忘了去字了Top

3 楼JustNoOtherWay(e阿亮)回复于 2006-12-26 16:43:50 得分 0

恩,基本属实Top

4 楼mynamesucks(迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势如破竹)回复于 2006-12-26 19:10:39 得分 0

LZ说的确实很中肯Top

5 楼cryincold(夜来☆幽梦忽还【湘】)回复于 2006-12-26 23:06:39 得分 0

接分是回贴的第一动力。Top

6 楼IridesC(仇雾)回复于 2006-12-26 23:21:37 得分 0

看来LZ不用争了,你是猩猩的祖宗了!Top

7 楼daixf_csdn(圣殿骑士【CNO】)回复于 2006-12-26 23:29:10 得分 0

哈哈,瀑布汗...Top

8 楼wegotnothingtolosebu(t this is a dirty joke...)回复于 2006-12-26 23:43:39 得分 0

哈哈,笑死。Top

9 楼wegotnothingtolosebu(t this is a dirty joke...)回复于 2006-12-26 23:44:44 得分 0

纵横驰骋网络多年,第一次见到这样骂自己的。哈哈。Top

10 楼davvv()回复于 2006-12-27 00:00:45 得分 0

楼主太谦虚了Top

11 楼wegotnothingtolosebu(t this is a dirty joke...)回复于 2006-12-27 03:42:50 得分 0

楼上的回复又让我笑了一通Top

12 楼CruelYoung123(向牛人们学习@HOHO~~~)回复于 2006-12-27 09:06:16 得分 0

LZ真的坦诚也Top

13 楼tuifeirensheng(颓废人生)回复于 2006-12-27 09:39:27 得分 0

强帖留名Top

14 楼uaiong(路过,歇会)回复于 2006-12-27 09:41:21 得分 0

NBTop

15 楼chjian(心情好,一切都好(Be Your Pessonal Best))回复于 2006-12-27 09:42:52 得分 0

翻译成一句      
          LZ   isn't   a   person.Top

16 楼lqm1003(江南倦客)回复于 2006-12-27 09:48:31 得分 0

lz还是蛮老实的Top

17 楼alemjann(裸睡)回复于 2006-12-28 11:32:57 得分 0

LZ很有魄力!Top

18 楼line0301(莔-BH过头了....-莔)回复于 2006-12-28 11:43:05 得分 0

LZ   very   BH~!Top

19 楼royeleo(煨灶猫||(只要一颗★))回复于 2006-12-28 17:17:51 得分 0

魄力Top

20 楼zhenghaibingood(一英寸·寸杀)(我的东西小巧玲珑)回复于 2006-12-28 17:20:54 得分 0

csdn   的   29   楼,真经典啊Top

21 楼guomaomao1981(毛毛:今日秋寒朋友知冷暖,无意间轻描淡写小悠闲)回复于 2006-12-28 17:25:04 得分 0

瀑布汗Top

22 楼dingki(死胖子:闽南语当红主持人)(在水源感受霸权主义存在!)回复于 2006-12-28 17:26:57 得分 0

可怜的楼主Top

23 楼shanbingch(男人)回复于 2006-12-28 17:26:58 得分 0

要用周星驰的那种语调来说。Top

24 楼Three_stone_0312(国内仅剩的专业色狼之一)回复于 2006-12-28 17:30:09 得分 10

LZ   your   life   and   physical   evolution   is   not   complete,   the   alien   gene   mutation,   the   kindergarten   level   in   high   school.   Down   the   frog   congenital   head   Everest   snowman   abandoned,   septic   tanks,   blockage   of   the   assailants,   the   descendants   of   Africans   engage   on   the   pig.   imbalance   between   yin   and   yang,   the   chimpanzee,   the   Noah's   Ark   of   the   pressure   Hippo,   a   new   volcanic   eruption   mouth   shameless   super   audio   megaphone.   Eskimo's   shame,   and   the   cockroaches   were   super   individual   survival,   the   vitality   of   the   semi-decomposed   plant,   the   stench   from   garbage.   "spurned"   the   source   terms,   the   degradation   of   the   third   day   of   the   dinosaurs,   the   strongest   of   waste   materials   in   human   history.   God   fumbled   fall   down   to   the   old   washing   machine,   can   think   of   no   biological   brain,   damaging   the   reputation   of   the   Asian   compatriots   scourge   The   ancestors   feel   shame   descendants   of   the   Millennium   deposition   of   soil   organic   matter,   scientists   from   the   original   study   species   the   raw   materials   necessary   to   destroy   the   universe,   and   even   despise   your   Banshouren   Banshouren   have   10   times   the   concentration   of   petroleum   sedimentary   material,   Ronald   McDonald   was   the   disfigurement,   such   abhorrent   guy   you   like   his   television   show   only   a   soiled   Godot.   Roadside   urine   was   smaller   than   the   dog   off   onto   the   gum,   and   even   the   United   States   you   have   seen   on   more   than   10   times.   have   to   go   to   the   zoo   or   even   to   find   a   girlfriend   to   leave   the   Earth,   will   want   to   commit   suicide   was   advised   not   to   leave   your   body   to   prevent   pollution   of   the   environment.   Even   Richard   bar   on   the   keyboard   techniques   you   have   to   live   protozoa,   spouting   the   saliva   than   sars   also   be   fatal.   can   be   equipped   with   the   lovely   moments   of   population   growth,   it   is   the   only   Marshal   of   human   use   of   asexual   reproduction.   When   you   idiots   can   teachers,   disabled   people   can   teach   you   that,   If   you   want   to   emigrate   to   Mars   rise   to   the   hole   in   the   ozone   layer   will   have   to   leave   you.   If   you   can   be   the   ugly   world   of   the   nuclear   power   plant   can   be   stopped.   fight   the   bullets   flying   missiles   will   not   help   you,   you   will   see   a   grenade   blew.   Twin   others   to   run   into   the   plane   parachuted   down   and   you   have   the   same   power   as   long   as   you   have   been   to   all   the   places   change   monuments   You   will   become   visited   historical   monuments,   18   know   your   life   will   never   succeed,   even   into   the   sun   are   not   enough   greenTop

25 楼Three_stone_0312(国内仅剩的专业色狼之一)回复于 2006-12-28 17:30:23 得分 0

googleTop

26 楼shukbeta()回复于 2006-12-28 19:42:02 得分 0

楼主够诚恳的Top

27 楼ttion326(起个名字七个字)回复于 2006-12-29 08:03:31 得分 0

估计是照着镜子写的,很深刻Top

28 楼tripman(牛愤︱9# dream)回复于 2006-12-29 08:54:03 得分 0

照着镜子写的,呵呵Top

29 楼qxg1123(雄关漫道真如铁,而今迈步从头越)回复于 2006-12-29 09:15:29 得分 0

29Top

30 楼cometing(呆下呆下)回复于 2006-12-29 09:22:59 得分 0

牛粪兄,哈哈,我又来了。Top

31 楼zzw_happy(蒹葭苍苍)回复于 2006-12-29 09:36:59 得分 0

lz给大家搞娱乐了,谢谢!Top

32 楼nan7757(骑着蚂蚁闯红灯)回复于 2006-12-29 09:43:13 得分 0

强淫。。。Top

33 楼fdlm_dark()回复于 2006-12-29 09:46:30 得分 0

LZ   your   life   and   physical   evolution   is   not   complete,   the   alien   gene   mutation,   the   kindergarten   level   in   high   school.   Down   the   frog   congenital   head   Everest   snowman   abandoned,   septic   tanks,   blockage   of   the   assailants,   the   descendants   of   Africans   engage   on   the   pig.   imbalance   between   yin   and   yang,   the   chimpanzee,   the   Noah's   Ark   of   the   pressure   Hippo,   a   new   volcanic   eruption   mouth   shameless   super   audio   megaphone.   Eskimo's   shame,   and   the   cockroaches   were   super   individual   survival,   the   vitality   of   the   semi-decomposed   plant,   the   stench   from   garbage.   "spurned"   the   source   terms,   the   degradation   of   the   third   day   of   the   dinosaurs,   the   strongest   of   waste   materials   in   human   history.   God   fumbled   fall   down   to   the   old   washing   machine,   can   think   of   no   biological   brain,   damaging   the   reputation   of   the   Asian   compatriots   scourge   The   ancestors   feel   shame   descendants   of   the   Millennium   deposition   of   soil   organic   matter,   scientists   from   the   original   study   species   the   raw   materials   necessary   to   destroy   the   universe,   and   even   despise   your   Banshouren   Banshouren   have   10   times   the   concentration   of   petroleum   sedimentary   material,   Ronald   McDonald   was   the   disfigurement,   such   abhorrent   guy   you   like   his   television   show   only   a   soiled   Godot.   Roadside   urine   was   smaller   than   the   dog   off   onto   the   gum,   and   even   the   United   States   you   have   seen   on   more   than   10   times.   have   to   go   to   the   zoo   or   even   to   find   a   girlfriend   to   leave   the   Earth,   will   want   to   commit   suicide   was   advised   not   to   leave   your   body   to   prevent   pollution   of   the   environment.   Even   Richard   bar   on   the   keyboard   techniques   you   have   to   live   protozoa,   spouting   the   saliva   than   sars   also   be   fatal.   can   be   equipped   with   the   lovely   moments   of   population   growth,   it   is   the   only   Marshal   of   human   use   of   asexual   reproduction.   When   you   idiots   can   teachers,   disabled   people   can   teach   you   that,   If   you   want   to   emigrate   to   Mars   rise   to   the   hole   in   the   ozone   layer   will   have   to   leave   you.   If   you   can   be   the   ugly   world   of   the   nuclear   power   plant   can   be   stopped.   fight   the   bullets   flying   missiles   will   not   help   you,   you   will   see   a   grenade   blew.   Twin   others   to   run   into   the   plane   parachuted   down   and   you   have   the   same   power   as   long   as   you   have   been   to   all   the   places   change   monuments   You   will   become   visited   historical   monuments,   18   know   your   life   will   never   succeed,   even   into   the   sun   are   not   enough   greenTop

34 楼livehome()回复于 2006-12-29 09:56:42 得分 0

我靠     经典MARK下Top

35 楼c11_11_11(走猪观花)回复于 2006-12-29 11:16:30 得分 0

JDTop

36 楼zw19830120(雅彦)回复于 2006-12-29 13:48:10 得分 0

MARKTop

37 楼weiyong922(心怡,只有心怡,我的小宝贝)回复于 2006-12-29 14:07:54 得分 0

:)Top

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